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[RING]

[RING]

BATMAN: Hello?

AQUAMAN: [slurring]...hey bruce. it's arthur.

B: Uh. Hi, Arthur. How did you get this number?

A: I'm a memmber of the JLA, too, bruce.

B: Oh. I forget sometimes.

A: Look bruce, i've been drinking like a fish- get it!? a fish!? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

B: Oh, christ on a crutch.

A: anyway i just want to ask, you know, why do you guys always leave me (hic) behind?

B: Uh... fuck it, you won't remember this. Your powers are lame. You can talk to fish. Who talks to fish?

A: I talk-

B: Yes we've covered that, Arthur. I'm saying, you know, when exactly do fish have good advice?

A: No, ass. I command fish. COMMAND. And I'm tired of you, y'know, pushing me around. Ass. I could make an orca rape you.

B: Arthur, there's no need for that kind of-

A: [quickly] Bruce. Bruce. Bruce. Bruce Hey bruce.

B: What?!

A: Bruce, what are poppers?

B: ..Wha?

A: Poppers. What are poppers.

B: [pauses.] Alfred, what are poppers? [pauses again, for three beats.] Arthur, what are you insinuating?